December 2011
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whoplayerfandom asked: WE CAN BE THE MOST POWERFUL GANG EVER.
I really just want to punch the "I hate Coldplay"...
princessesofchina:
poppy-land:
findparadisewithcoldplay:
coldplayerseven:
I wanna beat the crap out of it. They piss me off. >:(
THEY HAVE THIS? WHAT? LETS GO KICK THEIR ASSES.
they piss me off too, but don’t pay them attention. that’s the only thing they want :/
me and some other coldplays had an argument on that page a few months ago LOL. they’re all total cunts who haven’t got...
After a Coldplay concert
Mom: Okay it's time to go now
Me: No
Mom: What?
Me: I'm just gonna sit here and have my skeleton lie here forever.
I'M SORRY BUT CAN I TAKE A SECOND OF YOUR TIME TO...
princessesofchina:
THANK YOU
Send me two songs and I'll tell you which one I...
Meeting my favorite band member
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
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Everyday...
Mum: Get off the computer and do something else.
Me: Like What? Watch TV?
Mum: No, go out and meet your friends or something...
Me: Ok can you drive me?
Mum: No
Me: Why not?
Mum: Because I don't want to
Me: Well, Can i catch the bus to their house then?
Mum: No
Me: How am I surpposed to get there then?
Mum: ..........
Mum: Do you have to go to a friend house?
* I walk away and go back on the computer without saying a word*
Reblog if can't wait for the Charlie Brown video.
poppy-land:
butterfliessplitthesky:
dontpaniclistentocoldplay:
the charlie sheen gif explains the life of a coldplayer
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